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Buffy Summers:
This is so unfair.
Willow:
I don't think it's that bad.
Buffy Summers:
It's the Über-suck. Mom could've at least warned me.
Xander:
Well, a lot of parents are doing it this year. It's part of this whole cultural exchange magillah. The exhibit, the dance...
Willow:
I have the best costume for the dance!
Buffy Summers:
A complete stranger in my house for two weeks. I'm gonna be insane! A danger to myself and others within three days, I swear.
Xander:
I think the exchange student program's cool. I do! It's a beautiful melding of two cultures.
Buffy Summers:
Have you ever done an exchange program?
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