Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Into the Woods (2000)

Emma Caulfield Ford: Anya

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• Anya : I can just hear you in private. "I dislike that Anya. She's newly human, and strangely literal". That's very humorous. Make fun of the ex-demon. I can just hear you in private, "I dislike that Anya. She's newly human and strangely literal."

  Willow Rosenberg : What? I don't say that. No one says that. No one talks that way.

• Dawn Summers : It's okay. You guys don't have to make a big deal for me. I'm only sleeping over here so Buffy and Riley can boink.

  Xander : No. No, that's not, that's not it at all. They just need time to, um, be tender. Relax.

  Anya : He's not very convincing, is he?

• Anya : We have to see the chimp playing hockey. That's hilarious. The ice is so slippery, and-and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this.

• Anya : I'm sorry, Willow. Thank you for making time in your busy life to come in here and get in the way of mine.

  Xander : Anya, play nice.

  Anya : You know, fine. Take her side instead of mine, even though I'm the one who sleeps with you, and feeds you, bathes you...

  Willow : [looking disturbed]  She bathes you?

  Xander : Only in an erotic, Penthouse-y way, not in a sponge-bath-y, geriatric sort of...

  Rupert Giles : Please, stop! I beg of you.

• Dawn Summers : When I was younger, I used to put my chopsticks in my mouth, like this, and then Buffy would chase me around the house yelling, "I am the Slayer! I'm going to get you!"

  Anya : That's disturbing. You're emotionally scarred and will end up badly.

  Dawn Summers : No, it was great. I mean, she didn't actually stake me in the heart, you know.

  Xander Harris : Buffy's pretty cool like that.

• Anya : I've been very good for this store. If it wasn't for me, Giles would be a terrified old man staring at a quarterly tax statement and wetting himself.

  Rupert Giles : I say, *that's* an exaggeration.

• Anya : [to the gang]  Have a nice day. Don't get killed.

• Anya : Oh, who ordered more chicken's feet? The ones we have aren't moving at all.

  Xander Harris : That's generally what happens when you cut them off the chicken.

  Anya : I'm serious. Maybe we could do a holiday promotion. One free with every purchase.

  Rupert Giles : Oh, yeah. Dear holiday memories. Merry tykes by the fire enjoying their new Christmas chicken feet.

  Willow Rosenberg : Aw, holding them tight as they fall asleep. Painting their little toenails.