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Principal Snyder:
A lot of educators tell students, "Think of your principal as your pal." I say, "Think of me as your judge, jury, and executioner." Tell me, who do you think is the most troublesome student in this school? Well, it is quite a match between you two. On the one hand, Buffy hasn't stabbed a horticulture teacher with a trowel.
Sheila Martini:
I didn't stab no one with a trowel. They were pruning shears.
Principal Snyder:
On the other hand, Sheila has never burnt down a school building.
Buffy Summers:
Well, that was never proven. The Fire Marshall said it coulda been mice.
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