Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Two to Go (2002)

Tom Lenk: Andrew Wells

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• Jonathan Levinson : I still can't believe that was Willow. I mean, I've known her almost as long as you guys. Willow was, you know... she packed her own lunches and wore floods and was always... just Willow.

  [the car gets hit] 

  Jonathan Levinson : Geez it!

  Andrew Wells : What was that?

  Xander Harris : Just Willow.

• Anya : Listen to me. We have to get you out of here, or you'll both be killed. Guard!

  Jonathan Levinson : What's going on?

  Anya : Guard!

  Andrew Wells : Stop that! I- I don't trust her. Do you trust her? This is major uncool.

  Jonathan Levinson : Um, Anya? You're gonna have to break this down for us a little.

  Anya : Warren shot Buffy. Warren shot Tara. Buffy's alive. Tara's dead. Willow found out and being the most powerful Wicca in the Western Hemisphere decided to get the payback... with interest.

  Andrew Wells : Wh-What about Warren?

  Anya : She killed him. Ripped him apart, and bloodied up the forest doing it. Now she's coming here and the two of you are next.

  Andrew Wells : Oh, my God. Warren.

  Jonathan Levinson : Oh, my God. Me... Guard!

• Xander Harris : Hey, now, play nice fellas, or you'll break our concentration.

  Anya : Which means, no protection spell.

  Xander Harris : And Willow will make you two *boneless* chickens skinless, too.

  Andrew Wells : And then what? Think your little witch buddy's gonna stop with us? You saw her. She's a truck-driving, magic mama, and we've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers. And not one of you bunch has the midi-chlorians to stop her.

  Xander Harris : You've never had any tiny bit of sex, have you?

• Jonathan Levinson : You're checking for implants?

  Andrew Wells : Lex Luthor had a false epidermis escape kit in Superman versus the Amazing Spider-Man, Treasury Edition.