- [last lines]
- Willow Rosenberg: Buffy, I gotta tell ya. I get it, now. The Slayer thing really isn't about the violence. It's about the power.
- [Willow zaps Buffy to the floor with a bolt of dark energy]
- Willow Rosenberg: And there's no one in the world who has the power to stop me now.
- [Giles suddenly appears and zaps Willow from behind]
- Rupert Giles: I'd like to test that theory.
- [about to trade blows with evil Willow]
- Willow Rosenberg: So, here we are.
- Buffy Summers: Are we really gonna do this?
- Willow Rosenberg: Come on. This is a huge deal for me. Six years as a sideman, now I get to be the Slayer.
- Buffy Summers: A killer isn't a Slayer. Being the Slayer means something you can't conceive of.
- Willow Rosenberg: Oh, Buffy. You really need to have every square inch of your ass kicked.
- Buffy Summers: Then show me what you got, and I'll show you what a Slayer really is.
- Jonathan Levinson: I still can't believe that was Willow. I mean, I've known her almost as long as you guys. Willow was, you know... she packed her own lunches and wore floods and was always... just Willow.
- [the car gets hit]
- Jonathan Levinson: Geez it!
- Andrew Wells: What was that?
- Xander Harris: Just Willow.
- Xander: Boys, if you don't knock it off, I will pull this car over and you can just walk to your painful deaths from here.
- Buffy Summers: I don't wanna hurt you.
- [Willow punches Buffy across the room]
- Buffy Summers: Not a problem.
- Buffy Summers: I said I didn't want to.
- [Buffy punches Willow across the room]
- Buffy Summers: Didn't say I wouldn't.
- [a shirtless and shoeless Spike stands in an arena-like space in the African cave]
- Cave Demon: You understand, then?
- Spike: Yeah. Yeah, it's not like you haven't been clear about it, oh great, mysterious one. This is a test. I don't get what I want unless I pass said test. That about the size and shape?
- Cave Demon: Yes.
- Spike: And since your pad is decked out gladiator-style, and no number-two pencils have been provided, I guess we're not starting with the written.
- [first lines]
- Xander Harris: I think I'm gonna be sick.
- Anya: Again?
- Buffy Summers: Xander, we don't have time.
- Xander Harris: I know. it's just... what happened back there... the sounds of it... the smell.
- Buffy Summers: I know.
- Xander Harris: Willow did that.
- Buffy Summers: That's why we have to keep moving. You heard what she said, "One down."
- Anya: She was talking about two to go, right? Jonathan and... what's-his-face, the other guy.
- Buffy Summers: Andrew. They're just sitting at County Jail without a clue Willow's coming.
- Xander Harris: You don't think she's gonna kill them, too? She wouldn't. It doesn't make sense.
- Buffy Summers: Willow's got an addictive personality. She just tasted blood. And she could be there already.
- Anya: No, she couldn't. A witch at her level... she can only go airborne. It's the thing. More flashy, impresses the locals, but it does take longer.
- Xander Harris: Longer then what?
- Anya: Teleporting.
- [in an instant, Anya disappears]
- Xander Harris: Right. Vengeance demon. Well, at least she'll get there first.
- Buffy Summers: I'm counting the ways that can go wrong.
- Anya: Listen to me. We have to get you out of here, or you'll both be killed. Guard!
- Jonathan Levinson: What's going on?
- Anya: Guard!
- Andrew Wells: Stop that! I- I don't trust her. Do you trust her? This is major uncool.
- Jonathan Levinson: Um, Anya? You're gonna have to break this down for us a little.
- Anya: Warren shot Buffy. Warren shot Tara. Buffy's alive. Tara's dead. Willow found out and being the most powerful Wicca in the Western Hemisphere decided to get the payback... with interest.
- Andrew Wells: Wh-What about Warren?
- Anya: She killed him. Ripped him apart, and bloodied up the forest doing it. Now she's coming here and the two of you are next.
- Andrew Wells: Oh, my God. Warren.
- Jonathan Levinson: Oh, my God. Me... Guard!
- Anya: I care if you live or die, Xander. I'm just not sure which one I want.
- Xander Harris: Again with the comfort. Look, we both know things might get ugly at, uh, Wiccapalooza, and if it gets really bad...
- Anya: Let me guess, you'll propose?
- Xander Harris: I need to know if you're gonna turn on me, use this little shindig as an excuse for some sweet revenge.
- Anya: There is nothing in this world that would give me greater or more lasting satisfaction than to reap bloody vengeance upon you, Xander Harris. But I can't. Not officially, not magically. So, smile, it's your lucky day. You got away with it. I can't hurt you.
- Xander Harris: Right, 'cause you varnishing the table with Spike, how could that possibly have hurt? It may have chaffed...
- Anya: That wasn't vengeance... It was solace.
- Xander Harris: Anya can handle herself.
- Buffy Summers: Against Willow? Tonight? Don't be too sure.
- Xander Harris: Well, she should be coming down at some point, shouldn't she? I mean, back there, she was out of her head, running on grief and magics.
- Buffy Summers: Doesn't matter, Willow just killed someone. Killing people changes you. Believe me, I know.
- Xander Harris: Warren was a cold-blooded killer of women just warming up. You ask me, the bastard had it coming to him.
- Buffy Summers: Maybe. Andrew and Jonathan don't.
- Xander Harris: Hey, now, play nice fellas, or you'll break our concentration.
- Anya: Which means, no protection spell.
- Xander Harris: And Willow will make you two *boneless* chickens skinless, too.
- Andrew Wells: And then what? Think your little witch buddy's gonna stop with us? You saw her. She's a truck-driving, magic mama, and we've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers. And not one of you bunch has the midi-chlorians to stop her.
- Xander Harris: You've never had any tiny bit of sex, have you?
- Jonathan Levinson: You're checking for implants?
- Andrew Wells: Lex Luthor had a false epidermis escape kit in Superman versus the Amazing Spider-Man, Treasury Edition.
- Truck Driver: If there's anything I can do to help, just name it.
- Dawn Summers: Anything?
- Truck Driver: Oh... You're not gonna go and get yourself in trouble now, are you? Or-Or me? 'Cause you sister's the Slayer. I'm a demon. That's *real* good incentive to get along with her.