- [first lines]
- Officer Frank Poncherello: Don't worry about it, Jon. It's not your problem. Besides, we've had women on patrol for years.
- Officer Jon Baker: Yeah, but not on motorcycles. I mean, Central's getting women motorcycle officers. The first time ever! It's gonna take some getting used to for some of the guys.
- Officer Frank Poncherello: But not us, right? We're liberal, open minded, and besides...
- Officer Frank Poncherello, Officer Jon Baker: It's not...
- Officer Frank Poncherello: ...your...
- Officer Jon Baker: ...my...
- Officer Frank Poncherello, Officer Jon Baker: ...problem!
- Officer Bonnie Clark: [assigning locker to rookie] Here you go. It's not much, but it's yours.
- Officer Melanie Mitchell: I'll take it. Right now, it looks like the Taj Mahal.
- [checks herself out in the mirror]
- Officer Melanie Mitchell: Looking good!
- Officer Bonnie Clark: Like a ten plus.
- Officer Melanie Mitchell: Yeah, but... my pants are too tight. I told that tailor I had to work in them, not disco.
- Officer Bonnie Clark: Well, you'll make a good impression on your training officer.
- Officer Melanie Mitchell: Oh, yeah, but I want it to be on my *ability*... not my pants!
- [slaps her own hip, then walks out]
- Officer Bonnie Clark: [checks herself out in the mirror, then goes:] Tsk!
- Officer Melanie Mitchell: Just so that you know, I've been riding dirt bikes since before I was twelve. Long before motor school.
- Officer Frank Poncherello: On my right. Always on my right.
- Officer Frank Poncherello: On my right. Always on my right.
- Officer Melanie Mitchell: Like your appendix, huh?
- Officer Melanie Mitchell: You're not wild about me, huh?
- Officer Frank Poncherello: No. But I dig your tailor.
- [both chuckle]
- Officer Melanie Mitchell: [still with trousers in her hand, the way she opened the door for Ponch's girlfriend] I know how this looks.
- Officer Frank Poncherello: Find some pants that fit!