- Catherine Willows: You're right, you know. I should be just like you. Alone in my hermetically sealed condo, watching Discovery on the big screen, working genius-level crossword puzzles. But no relationships, no chance any will slop over into a case. Yeah, right. I want to be just like you.
- Gil Grissom: Technically it's a townhouse. And the crosswords are advanced, not genius. But you're right, I'm deficient in a lot of ways. But I never screw up one of my cases with personal stuff.
- Catherine Willows: Grissom... WHAT personal stuff?
- Catherine Willows: Now tell me, why are we here?
- Gil Grissom: Because this is the only place within 10 miles of Caulville Bay that serves Calamari.
- Catherine Willows: And you know this because...?
- Gil Grissom: I come here for calamari.
- Catherine Willows: Alone?
- Gil Grissom: No. Sometimes I have a beer with it.
- Warrick Brown: Well, you know Grissom, shortest distance between two points is science. For Catherine, it's pounding the pavement.
- [Cath's ex cheated on her]
- Catherine Willows: I can tell you first hand, when you don't cheat, you don't suspect.
- Captain Jim Brass: Oh, man, I wish I had been married to you.
- Catherine Willows: Not a chance.
- Gil Grissom: So, was the boat at the marina?
- Catherine Willows: What do you think?
- Gil Grissom: My spider sense says it wasn't.
- Sara Sidle: [walking in on Warrick and Nick changing]
- [to Warrick]
- Sara Sidle: Fine suit.
- Sara Sidle: [to Nick without any shirt on] And, well, just fine.
- Warrick Brown: Radiohead? Or Rage Against the Machine?
- Greg Sanders: Actually it's an audio book, restriction enzyme analysis and DNA typing. PCR fingerprinting. Choice.
- Dr. Jenna Williams: The leg was severed post-mortem.
- Catherine Willows: Well, that's good news.
- Dr. Jenna Williams: How do you figure?
- Catherine Willows: Would you want to be alive while your leg's being cut off?
- Sara Sidle: What's that smell?
- Nick Stokes: I'm nuking a burrito.
- Sara Sidle: Mmm. Junk food and radiation. Good combo.