- Ted Markham: Uh, I suppose you've noticed they're shooting at us.
- Kris Munroe: Yeah, I noticed.
- Ted Markham: Now, I must tell ya - I get very upset when people shoot at me.
- Kris Munroe: It's worse when they hit ya.
- Kelly Garrett: Well, could you describe Mr. See?
- Miss Withers: Well, he couldn't hardly.
- Kelly Garrett: Couldn't hardly what?
- Miss Withers: See. He wore very thick glasses.
- Kris Munroe: [looking at a picture of Ted Markham] Uh, Bosley? You can tell Charlie that I'll take the assignment.
- Kelly Garrett: Well.
- Julie Rogers: Hey! Wait a minute, don't we get to vote on this or something?
- Kelly Garrett: Well, I vote that, uh, Mr. Markham spend some of those bills on me.
- John Bosley: I would say that you two have been outmaneuvered.
- Kris Munroe: You do seem to know your way around a poker table.
- Ted Markham: It's one of my interests.
- Kris Munroe: What are your other interests?
- Ted Markham: Dice, roulette, pretty ladies.
- Kris Munroe: In that order?
- Ted Markham: Depends upon the lady.
- Ted Markham: Two-bed suite?
- Kris Munroe: Is that s-u-i-t-e or s-w-e-e-t?
- Ted Markham: Both.
- Kris Munroe: Good.
- Kris Munroe: I will need a place to put all those little necessities that I didn't pack that you're going to buy me.
- Ted Markham: Oh, right. Uh, toothbrush, toothpaste, uh...
- Kris Munroe: Gowns, furs, diamonds.
- Kris Munroe: I have this painting in my house. It's a Van Gogh. A reproduction, of course. It's of this wheat field in Auvers. I've always wanted to go there.
- Ted Markham: Auvers is...?
- Kris Munroe: Where Van Gogh died. Do you know the last seventy days of his life he must have painted over a hundred paintings?
- Ted Markham: No kidding?
- Kris Munroe: It's true. The man was absolutely driven. He died so young. But he saw so much and he felt so much, he cared so deeply.
- Ted Markham: All my life I've always worked with machines. I'm very good with machines. I always put what I felt aside. I waited till I had enough money, so that I'd never have to look at another machine again. And now I do. Now, like your friend Van Gogh, all we have to do is see, feel and care.
- Kelly Garrett: [having just fired a warning shot at Boris] Guess where I'm gonna put the next one if you don't put that gun down.
- Julie Rogers: Drop it!
- Hank: Who the hell are you?
- Julie Rogers: I'm the lady who's gonna blow your socks off if you don't put that gun down.
- Ted Markham: You're a detective?
- Kris Munroe: Sorry.
- Ted Markham: Well, I always have had a fatal attraction to... machines.