- Kelly Garrett: The trick is to question them so they won't realize they're being questioned.
- John Bosley: Aha. I see. What we need is a sharp eye and a deft, clever. tongue.
- Kelly Garrett: That would be wonderful. Bosley. But meanwhile, see what you can find out without blowing it.
- Sharp: [Jill protests to an orderly that the wrong surgery was performed on Bosley] Well, you can't win 'em all.
- Nurse Fager: Alright, come on, King Kong, get in...
- George Halvorsen: [interrupting] Please! It's bad enough my belly aches. Don't make me look head on into that ugly face of yours.
- Nurse Fager: [scoffs] You know, Halvorsen, you haven't been here 24 hour yet and already it feels like 3 weeks.
- George Halvorsen: Yeah, why don't you fly down to the maternity ward and scare some children.
- John Bosley: [referring to Halvorsen] Now, if he was cleverly and deftly interrogated...
- Jill Munroe: That's a good idea, Bos. Only trouble is: you're the one who's closest to him, so you'll have to do it.
- John Bosley: Oh, that's amusing, that is very amusing.
- Nurse Fager: [puts down a cup] Take this.
- George Halvorsen: What is it?
- Nurse Fager: Poison.
- George Halvorsen: If you wanna kill me, why don't you just stand there a minute and let me look at you.
- Jill Munroe: Wait a minute. Bosley as a patient, that's a perfect cover.
- Sabrina Duncan: It's a very simple surgery, Bosley.
- John Bosley: Please, that's one of my un-favorite words.
- Jill Munroe: Bosley, you're not afraid of going under the knife?
- John Bosley: That is another of my un-favorite words!