- Miss Donovan: I had a great rapport with the last literature professor.
- Paige Matthews: You hated that little gnome, arguing with him five minutes before he was killed.
- Miss Donovan: Well, that was our way.
- Paige Matthews: The Book has been tricked before. So have we. Just recently, as a matter of fact.
- Drake: All right, then, that explains it. So what did this mistake cost you? A colleague? A friend? A lover?
- Paige Matthews: Actually, all of the above.
- Drake: No wonder you're so indecisive.
- Paige Matthews: Drake, Phoebe. Phoebe, Drake. Yeah. He's an ex-demon.
- Phoebe Halliwell: What? Excuse me?
- Drake: I thought you guys had lots of experience with demons who were human. You married one, didn't you?
- Phoebe Halliwell: Yes, and divorced. How did you know that?
- Drake: Gossip around the office cauldron.
- Drake: You saved me?
- Phoebe Halliwell: Of course. What would you expect from Maid Marian?
- Paige Matthews: And your merry men.
- Piper Halliwell: Women.
- Drake: Most of world's greatest lovers were brought together during a time of epic conflict. Admittedly, most of them were doomed, but they did find the romance in it. So why can't you?
- Piper Halliwell: You missed. And if you put a hole in my wall you'll have me to answer to, not some prince.
- Drake: My apologies, good woman, but my aim must be true if I am to right John's wrongs.
- Piper Halliwell: Right. Just be careful.
- Piper Halliwell: [On the phone] eah, I get that, Rex, but I need you at the club. You're supposed to be there. Valentine's Day is gonna be a very busy night. Can't you ask her to marry you another night?
- [pause as Piper listens]
- Piper Halliwell: You know what, I'll handle it. Good luck.
- [Hangs up]
- Piper Halliwell: I hope she says no.
- Drake: It's right there on the resume. I studied at Juilliard, performed on Broadway, and I was penning a memoir that I intend to finish on my deathbed.
- Miss Donovan: Oh, I look forward to reading that.
- Piper Halliwell: I think he meant to bring out Drake's inner demon so he could use his powers. But then I blasted him mid-spell, so instead we got his inner Robin Hood.
- Darryl Morris: We got bigger things to worry about. Sheridan's back.
- Phoebe Halliwell: What? Oh, no. Any more good news?
- Darryl Morris: Your friend Brody came to visit me last night and told me that he brought her out of the coma. Didn't you say he died?
- Phoebe Halliwell: Yeah, well, I never said it stuck.