Charmed (TV Series)

Charmed Noir (2004)

Bug Hall: Eddie Mullen

Quotes 

• Eddie Mullen : Of all the books... in all the libraries... in all of the world... you gotta get sucked into this one.

• Eddie Mullen : It's a flat tire but I don't understand, that's impossible.

  Paige Matthews : What, you can't get a flat tire in your book?

  Eddie Mullen : No. It's too cliché.

• Johnny the Gent : Everyone's on edge on account of the falcon.

  Paige Matthews : The falcon, as in the Maltese falcon?

  Eddie Mullen : Nah, everyone knows the Maltese was a fake. This one's the real deal. The Burmese falcon.

  Kyle Brody : Burmese, you can't be serious. It's a total rip off.

• Kyle Brody : Why haven't you left yet?

  Eddie Mullen : I can't. The only way out is to end the story. Can't do that until the falcon's found.

  Paige Matthews : You don't know where it is?

  Eddie Mullen : No. Dan and I laid down the fundamentals at the beginning. The story's got a life of its own now.

• Paige Matthews : Eddie, what's going on?

  Eddie Mullen : I'm sorry to do this to you. Really, I am. But, see, this story can never end.