- Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: Not a good time, girls. I'm busy.
- Paige Matthews: You're dead.
- Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: Well, it doesn't mean I can't have a life.
- Piper Halliwell: [about Leslie] Why don't you just marry him already.
- Phoebe Halliwell: Why don't you just marry Leo?
- Piper Halliwell: 'Cause I already did.
- Piper Halliwell: You know, I don't understand why you guys have to be so mean to Leo, you know. In case you haven't heard, he's kind of going through a hard time right about now. I mean, geez!
- Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: Do you remember the first time you were this age, when I sat you and your sisters down and we had the talk.
- Piper Halliwell: Grams, I already know all about sex, and no offence but I don't want to talk about with you because that's really gross.
- Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: No, not the sex talk, silly. The witch talk.
- Piper Halliwell: So what did you tell us?
- Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: That my being a witch was such an important part of my life and what it meant to me, and what it might mean to you someday.
- [after Patty reverses the sibling rivalry spell]
- Victor Bennett: So how does this work, exactly? You remember everything that happened?
- Phoebe Halliwell: [in horror] Oh, my God. Yes. Leslie.
- Paige Matthews: [in shock] Oh, my goodness, I tongued a student.
- Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: Victor, what are you doing here?
- Victor Bennett: And a big hello to you too, Penny. I was invited for a Wiccaning.
- Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: Oh, sorry. Wiccanings are only for magical family members.
- Victor Bennett: That's not what Paige says.
- Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: Well, Paige doesn't know all the rules.
- Victor Bennett: Don't want me looking up the old boyfriends, huh?
- Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: They were in a much bigger book, thank you.