Charmed (TV Series)

Dead Man Dating (1998)

Holly Marie Combs: Piper Halliwell

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Quotes 

• Piper : Close your eyes. Pretend you can feel my hand on your skin, that my touch gives you comfort. Just close your eyes.

  Mark Chao : Where were you all my life?

• Piper : [sobbing]  Leave it to me to fall for a *dead guy*!

• [Yama appears in the distance and is galloping toward Piper and Mark Chao] 

  Mark Chao : Yama!

  Piper : Yama? Run!

  Mark Chao : It's too late. You better go. Run!

  [Piper freezes Yama] 

  Mark Chao : What happened?

  Piper : I'm a good witch remember?

  Mark Chao : But how?

  Piper : I don't know. I panic, I put up both hands and bad things tend to freeze.

  Mark Chao : For how long?

  Piper : Not very. Let's go.

  [They run down the alley and Yama unfreezes. Yama's eyes glow bright green] 

• Piper : I've never seen anybody killed before.

  Phoebe Halliwell : Jeremy.

  Prue Halliwell : Javna.

  Piper : I mean humans.

• Phoebe Halliwell : I am so busted, aren't I?

  Piper : Are you out of your mind again?

  Phoebe Halliwell : No. I'm the Amazing Phoebe.

  Piper : This is not funny. Our powers are supposed to be a secret, not a marketable job skill.

• Mark Chao : For everything you've done for me. I just ask one favour, use them for your sisters surprise birthday party.

  Piper : Prue doesn't want a party.

  Mark Chao : Birthdays are important. I know, I walked out of my last one and it never occurred to me that I wouldn't get another. She may not know it but she needs to celebrate her birthday, we all do. Don't take it for granted.

• Mark Chao : Wong.

  Tony Wong : But you're dead.

  Mark Chao : Yeah, so are you.

  Piper : [Yama appears]  Mark, I think you should get outta here.

  Mark Chao : Make a wish, you bastard.

  [throws Wong on spear] 

  Piper : No, you can't take him. He's a good man, he doesn't belong with you.

  [Yama disappears] 

• Piper : I snuck the photograph into Andy's interoffice mail.

  Mark Chao : My afterlife's in the hands of a cop named Andy.