Charmed (TV Series)
Pre-Witched (2001)
Holly Marie Combs: Piper Halliwell
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Quotes
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Piper Halliwell : What, are we like in the Warlocks Guide of San Francisco?
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Piper Halliwell : You know, just because I'm moving out doesn't mean we still can't do this.
Phoebe : What? Mainline caffeine while waxing on warlock issues?
Piper Halliwell : No, hangout. You know, I don't wanna be one of those old married leapers that nobody thinks is fun anymore.
Prue Halliwell : You've never been fun, Piper.
Piper Halliwell : I've always been fun, Prue. I am just Mrs. Fun now.
Prue Halliwell : Oh, *Mrs.* Fun.
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Piper Halliwell : You know, this trunk would go great at the foot of our bed.
Prue Halliwell : Yeah, my foot would look great on your butt. You are so not taking that, okay? It holds all of our ritual stuff.
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Prue Halliwell : Spell?
Phoebe : Check! Potion?
Piper Halliwell : Check! Sharp painful implement?
Prue Halliwell : [Prue holds up a fireplace tool] Check!
Phoebe : Ooh, nice choice.
Prue Halliwell : Thank you.
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Phoebe : And why would I spend my time on a wimp who's got mother issues?
Prue Halliwell : I don't know. But why should I believe anything that you say? I mean, you don't even know the difference between what belongs to you and what belongs to, oh, let's say Macy's.
Piper Halliwell : [In the middle again] Alrighty then. Are we done?
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Piper Halliwell : So, what is our level of confidence in this plan?
Phoebe : Well, on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being we whoop ass, 1 being he laughs at us while we're on fire and naked...
Piper Halliwell : Maybe you should lie to me.