- Phoebe: [sings by the Book of Shadows] "I've been working on a vanquish, All the live long... "
- [sees Prue smiling and stops]
- Phoebe: Wait a minute. Life altering plans cannot be squeezed in between 'pass the newspaper' and 'who ate the Special K?'!
- Phoebe: Oh, you guys didn't have to get out of bed for little old me.
- Officer: Mrs. Halliwell?
- Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: Can I hear what she did first before I answer that?
- Officer: She was caught shoplifting.
- Phoebe: Oh, that is so not true! I just forgot to pay them Grams. The store's not even pressing charges.
- Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: Phoebe!
- Piper Halliwell: You know, just because I'm moving out doesn't mean we still can't do this.
- Phoebe: What? Mainline caffeine while waxing on warlock issues?
- Piper Halliwell: No, hangout. You know, I don't wanna be one of those old married leapers that nobody thinks is fun anymore.
- Prue Halliwell: You've never been fun, Piper.
- Piper Halliwell: I've always been fun, Prue. I am just Mrs. Fun now.
- Prue Halliwell: Oh, *Mrs.* Fun.
- Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: No doctor. Just a picture. Is it too much for an old lady to ask her granddaughters to retract their claws, stand still, and look at me long enough to take one lousy picture?
- Piper Halliwell: You know, this trunk would go great at the foot of our bed.
- Prue Halliwell: Yeah, my foot would look great on your butt. You are so not taking that, okay? It holds all of our ritual stuff.
- Prue Halliwell: Spell?
- Phoebe: Check! Potion?
- Piper Halliwell: Check! Sharp painful implement?
- Prue Halliwell: [Prue holds up a fireplace tool] Check!
- Phoebe: Ooh, nice choice.
- Prue Halliwell: Thank you.
- Phoebe: Yeah, it's um, it's just we're more than excited that you and Leo decided to move back in... um, we sort of have to ask you to move back out again...
- Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: Who are we to decide that they're witches?
- Patty Halliwell: Who are we decide that they're not?
- Officer: [Policeman at front door with Phoebe] Penny Halliwell?
- Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: Can I find out what she did before I answer that?
- Phoebe: Here, they're just a little bit out of my budget.
- Shoe Salesman: But they're...
- Phoebe: Perfect! I know... and all of these would have been perfect too...
- Phoebe: I'm not sure what my future holds, but it's not in San Francisco. The only thing I add to this threesome is trouble.
- Phoebe: And why would I spend my time on a wimp who's got mother issues?
- Prue Halliwell: I don't know. But why should I believe anything that you say? I mean, you don't even know the difference between what belongs to you and what belongs to, oh, let's say Macy's.
- Piper Halliwell: [In the middle again] Alrighty then. Are we done?
- Piper Halliwell: So, what is our level of confidence in this plan?
- Phoebe: Well, on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being we whoop ass, 1 being he laughs at us while we're on fire and naked...
- Piper Halliwell: Maybe you should lie to me.