Charmed (TV Series)

The Seven Year Witch (2005)

Holly Marie Combs: Piper Halliwell

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Quotes 

• Piper Halliwell : What are you exactly? Ghost, demon, poltergeist, nightmare?

  Cole Turner : None of the above. We're caught in a cosmic void... between life and death.

  Piper Halliwell : I'm stuck with you?

  Cole Turner : No. If you play your cards right, you can get out of this nasty limbo. I'm the one who's here for all eternity.

  Piper Halliwell : Paying penance for your evil past.

  Cole Turner : You always were the smart one.

  Piper Halliwell : Cut the crap.

  Cole Turner : And direct. I miss that. Actually no, I don't.

• Cole Turner : You've tried going upstairs twice, out the front door four times, and through the wall five.

  [Piper is pushed out of the wall and back into the living room and falls on the floor against the couch with a thud] 

  Piper Halliwell : Unh!

  Cole Turner : Make that six times. But, hey, you haven't tried the chimney yet.

  Piper Halliwell : I thought ghosts could go any damn place they pleased.

  Cole Turner : You're still attached to your body. You're not a ghost. But you will be if you don't start trusting me. There is only one way out of here.

  Piper Halliwell : The last Halliwell that trusted you ended up burying your demonic spawn.

  Cole Turner : Not one of my finer moments, but Phoebe'll make a great mom. Can you blame me for wanting to be the dad?

  Piper Halliwell : You're wasting your time.

  Cole Turner : Now is that any way to treat family?

• Drake Robin : Leo and Piper's love, it's epic, it's massive. It's Romeo and Juliet, Anthony and Cleopatra, Brad and Jennifer.

  Piper : All tragedies, I might add.

• [Sandra an Elder orbs in] 

  Sandra : Don't worry. Leo's Fine.

  Piper : So then where is he?

  Sandra : Piper, the Elders have come to the consensus that Leo has lost his way. So we've sent him on the path to following his destiny.

  Drake Robin : Like the Prodigal son out to find his way in the world?

  Piper : Uh, you know what, this Elder speak is not working for me. I need some straight answers, what exactly did you do to him?

  Sandra : We erased his memories and put him back on Earth as a mortal. Somewhere you'll never find him.

  Phoebe : What? He doesn't remember anything; he doesn't remember Piper, or his sons, nothing?

  Sandra : Not even having been an Elder.

  Piper : That's crazy. You don't have the right to wipe out someone's mind, an entire life.

  [Emphasis] 

  Piper : My life!

• Piper Halliwell : Oh no, am I dead again?