- Piper Halliwell: What are you exactly? Ghost, demon, poltergeist, nightmare?
- Cole Turner: None of the above. We're caught in a cosmic void... between life and death.
- Piper Halliwell: I'm stuck with you?
- Cole Turner: No. If you play your cards right, you can get out of this nasty limbo. I'm the one who's here for all eternity.
- Piper Halliwell: Paying penance for your evil past.
- Cole Turner: You always were the smart one.
- Piper Halliwell: Cut the crap.
- Cole Turner: And direct. I miss that. Actually no, I don't.
- Cole Turner: You've tried going upstairs twice, out the front door four times, and through the wall five.
- [Piper is pushed out of the wall and back into the living room and falls on the floor against the couch with a thud]
- Piper Halliwell: Unh!
- Cole Turner: Make that six times. But, hey, you haven't tried the chimney yet.
- Piper Halliwell: I thought ghosts could go any damn place they pleased.
- Cole Turner: You're still attached to your body. You're not a ghost. But you will be if you don't start trusting me. There is only one way out of here.
- Piper Halliwell: The last Halliwell that trusted you ended up burying your demonic spawn.
- Cole Turner: Not one of my finer moments, but Phoebe'll make a great mom. Can you blame me for wanting to be the dad?
- Piper Halliwell: You're wasting your time.
- Cole Turner: Now is that any way to treat family?
- Drake Robin: Leo and Piper's love, it's epic, it's massive. It's Romeo and Juliet, Anthony and Cleopatra, Brad and Jennifer.
- Piper: All tragedies, I might add.
- [Sandra an Elder orbs in]
- Sandra: Don't worry. Leo's Fine.
- Piper: So then where is he?
- Sandra: Piper, the Elders have come to the consensus that Leo has lost his way. So we've sent him on the path to following his destiny.
- Drake Robin: Like the Prodigal son out to find his way in the world?
- Piper: Uh, you know what, this Elder speak is not working for me. I need some straight answers, what exactly did you do to him?
- Sandra: We erased his memories and put him back on Earth as a mortal. Somewhere you'll never find him.
- Phoebe: What? He doesn't remember anything; he doesn't remember Piper, or his sons, nothing?
- Sandra: Not even having been an Elder.
- Piper: That's crazy. You don't have the right to wipe out someone's mind, an entire life.
- [Emphasis]
- Piper: My life!
- Suzanne: If you women need a hot meal and a place to crash, there's a...
- Paige Matthews: Okay, hi. I'm wearing lip-gloss. Do I look homeless?