- Prue Halliwell: Hey, um, you can sleep in my room and I'll sleep with Piper.
- Brendan Rowe: Why?
- Prue Halliwell: Because Phoebe kicks.
- Prue Halliwell: I'm just following my instincts, and they've never led me wrong before, at least not when I was really listening to them.
- Piper Halliwell: Now, they have got the right idea.
- Phoebe Halliwell: Who, the nuns?
- Piper Halliwell: Yep, nice, safe environment.
- Phoebe Halliwell: Yeah, if you like monks.
- Piper Halliwell: Stress-free, no need to worry about guys, no wardrobe.
- Phoebe Halliwell: No wardrobe? Okay, now you're scaring me.
- Piper Halliwell: Good, then you can take it to him. I think he's in the church office.
- Phoebe Halliwell: Okay, just don't go taking any vows while I'm gone, all right?
- Phoebe Halliwell: Because I'm worried about you, that's why.
- Piper Halliwell: Oh, Phoebe, don't start.
- Phoebe Halliwell: No, Piper, something's up. You're turning down dates with a guy that you like, extolling the virtues of convent living, you've been working double shifts three times a week... this is not the Piper I know and I'm worried.