Cheers (TV Series)

A Fine French Whine (1991)

Woody Harrelson: Woody Boyd

Quotes 

• Henrí : Woody, I have a riddle for you. How long will it take for me to steal your girlfriend?

  Woody Boyd : I give up.

  Henrí : Then it won't take long at all.

• [Henri is about to be deported] 

  Woody : [sadly]  What kind of country kicks a guy like that out and lets a guy like me stay?

  [Henri and Kelly leave] 

  Woody : I'll tell you what country...

  [the door closes] 

  Woody : [joyous]  U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A.!