Cheers (TV Series)

For Real Men Only (1989)

Kirstie Alley: Rebecca Howe

Quotes 

• Rebecca Howe : Corporate wants me to throw some idiotic stupid retirement party for some insignificant middle management nobody.

  Sam Malone : You're retiring? Congratulations!

• [Frasier walks into the bar wearing an overcoat that's obviously concealing something underneath] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Hello, everyone!

  Rebecca Howe : Hi, Frasier! Are you through with the bris?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Yes! Yes! Yes! My son is happy, healthy, and nowhere in the vicinity of this bar. OUCH! Say, just out of curiosity, now, does anyone in the bar happen to be lactating, and in need of some quick cash?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : [Heading toward Sam's office]  Well, if so, just meet me in the office. Ouch!

  Dr. Frasier Crane : [Talking to the coat]  Damn it, Frederick! Give it up! It's just not going to happen!

  Woody Boyd : [to Rebecca]  You know what? I think he's got the baby under that coat.

• [Lilith arrives at the bar with the whole bris party in tow] 

  Dr. Lilith Sternin : Frasier? Frasier?

  Sam Malone : Where is he?

  Dr. Lilith Sternin : Where's my husband? Where's my baby?

  Norm Peterson : Where's my beer?

  Rebecca Howe : They're in the office.

  Dr. Lilith Sternin : [Heads toward the office]  Dr. Levinson, friends, please just have a seat. I'll just be a minute while I reason with him. Wife to husband. Scientist to scientist.

  Dr. Lilith Sternin : [Flings open the office door]  Frasier, have you gone completely meshuggenah?