Cheers (TV Series)
Loathe and Marriage (1993)
Rhea Perlman: Carla Tortelli
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Quotes
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Serafina Tortelli : [to Carla] I need to talk to you.
Carla Tortelli-LeBec : You're pregnant.
Rebecca Howe : Carla, that is a rude and unfair thing to say. There's a million reasons why your daughter would want to talk to you.
Serafina Tortelli : I am pregnant.
Rebecca Howe : Then again, you raised a slut.
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Carla Tortelli-LeBec : [about Serafina's pregnancy] First of all, are you getting sick in the mornings?
Serafina Tortelli : A little bit, but I haven't had to Clavin if that's what you mean.
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John Allen Hill : All right, Miss Tortelli, just what is it?
Carla Tortelli-LeBec : My daughter, Serafina, just announced that she's getting married.
John Allen Hill : [to Serafina] Congratulations. When's the baby due?
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Carla Tortelli-LeBec : [about Serafina's wedding] Serafina, I really want to apologize about the way I acted this afternoon, and I promise I'll be on my best behavior at your next wedding.
Serafina Tortelli : [emotional with love at Carla's announcement] Oh, Ma.
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Serafina Tortelli : [after recapping all of Nick's faults] But whether you like it or not, Ma, he's my father, and I have always dreamed of one day getting married and walking down the aisle and having my father give me away, just like every girl does.
Carla Tortelli-LeBec : Not every girl, Serafina, my father didn't give me away.
Serafina Tortelli : And how'd that make you feel?
Carla Tortelli-LeBec : ...Pretty rotten.