- [Last line of the series]
- Sam Malone: Boy, I tell you, I'm the luckiest son of a bitch on earth.
- [a man knocks at the door]
- Sam Malone: Sorry, we're closed.
- Norm Peterson: Well, everybody, congratulate me. I am now employed by the city of Boston.
- [the bar patrons applaud]
- Norm Peterson: And I have this man to thank for it.
- [points to Woody]
- Woody Boyd: Oh, hey, no problem, Mr. Peterson. I know you're gonna work very hard.
- Norm Peterson: Yeah, of course, Wood. Hey, this kind of makes you my boss, huh?
- Woody Boyd: Oh, yeah, in a way. But you know, deep down and above all and through everything else, we're friends.
- Norm Peterson: Of course. No man ever had a better one.
- Woody Boyd: I feel the same way.
- Norm Peterson: Pals.
- Woody Boyd: Compadres.
- Norm Peterson: I may be late tomorrow.
- Woody Boyd: I wouldn't recommend it, Peterson.
- Norm Peterson: You know what I think the most important thing in life is? It's love. And do you know what I love?
- Sam Malone: Beer, Norm?
- Norm Peterson: [looks at his watch] Yeah, I'll have a quick one.
- Sam Malone: How's it going, Cliffy?
- Cliff Clavin: [angrily] I'm in no mood to talk.
- [there is thunderous applause from everyone in the bar]
- Rebecca Howe: Can you believe that? I shoot for Donald Trump, and I end up with Ed Norton.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: But you did good, Rebecca.
- Rebecca Howe: I did, didn't I? Bye!
- Sam Malone: See ya, Trixie!
- [Frasier is helping Woody prepare a speech]
- Woody Boyd: "I believe I was elected to the City Council as an agent of change. And I fully intend to live up to that pledge: I will make change."
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Change 'change' to 'a change'.
- Woody Boyd: A what?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: You see, in here, you make 'change'. There, you make 'a change'. So, just make the change. Change 'make change' to 'make *a* change'.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: [frustrated and yells] Oh, just change it!
- [Frasier storms off]
- Woody Boyd: [to Norm] Boy, I think I see why Dr. Crane never cures anybody.
- [Norm and Cliff are watching the National ACE Cable Awards on television]
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Are you watching for any particular category?
- Cliff Clavin: Yes, the Most Impressive Display of Female Flesh in the, uh, Tight Fitting Dress.
- Diane Chambers: I came back on a quest for the truth!
- Sam Malone: Ahh... ahh... And you just brought along your one-man Warren Commission there!
- Sam Malone: [everyone's upset he's leaving to go to California] I don't believe this. I am not your mother! This is not your home!
- Sam Malone: [everybody curtly leaves while Sam wants to celebrate staying in Boston] Why's everybody leaving?
- Woody Boyd: [mirroring his earlier words] Hey Sam, it's not like this is our home.
- [walks out the door]