Cheers (TV Series)
Tan 'N' Wash (1986)
Rhea Perlman: Carla Tortelli
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Quotes
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Carla Tortelli : You know Diane, you shouldn't be investing in a tanning salon, you ought to be using one. You've got skin the color of Elmer's glue.
Diane Chambers : I happen to have what restoration poets refer to as alabaster skin.
Sam Malone : Well, at least your hair looks nice.
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Carla Tortelli : So, what's the deal with the Tan 'N' Wash?
Norm Peterson : For a new business, I'd say Tan 'N' Wash is doing as well as can be expected.
Carla Tortelli : Oh yeah? I dropped by this morning and the only customer in the place was a lonely woman kicking the hell out of a jammed change machine.
Norm Peterson : Oh, come on.
Carla Tortelli : By the way, you owe me a quarter and a new pair of shoes.
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Carla Tortelli : Hey Frasier, you know there's something I've always been meaning to ask you. What was your reaction the first time you saw Diane naked?
[Carla slaps Frasier on his sunburned back]
Dr. Frasier Crane : [screams] Owwwe-ah!