Carla Tortelli: [approaches a seated customer] Bye. It's been a pleasure, sir.
Michael: Thanks.
[gets up from the table and leaves a 25-cent tip]
Carla Tortelli: Wait a minute.
[grabs his arm]
Carla Tortelli: Is this for me?
[points at the quarter, picks it up]
Michael: Yes.
Carla Tortelli: [excitedly, to everyone in the bar] Whoa wow, a quarter!
[holds up the coin]
Carla Tortelli: He left me a whole quarter.
Michael: Hey look...
Carla Tortelli: Considering all that great service I gave him, I was expecting a big tip, but nothing of this magnitude.
Michael: Would you hold on...
Carla Tortelli: That does it. Thanks to him, I am on easy street. Now, I'm going to retire.
[kisses the quarter]
Michael: Hey look, all right. I'll give you some more, OK? Here. Do you have change for a ten?
[hands out a $10 bill]
Carla Tortelli: Yeah.
[grabs the $10 bill and gives him back the quarter]
Carla Tortelli: Now beat it.