Cheers (TV Series)

Veggie-Boyd (1990)

Ted Danson: Sam Malone

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• Sam Malone : So, Jill, it's great to meet such a talented actress. Is there anything I can look forward to seeing you in - like my shower?

• Dr. Frasier Crane : [Reading trivia question]  What civilization was the first known to brew beer?

  Tony : Early Greece.

  Sam Malone : Ancient Rome.

  Norm Peterson : Old Milwaukee.

• Dr. Frasier Crane : No more boilermakers for Dr. Sternin-Crane!

  Dr. Lilith Sternin : Frasier, I've had nothing to drink.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Ah! The worst kind of drunk! For your information, Sigmund Freud has a lot to teach us about Woody's problem. I dare say that, if the master were with us today, he would - after striking Lilith - tell us that Woody is suffering from a subconscious barrier, easily removed by some elemental Freudian analysis.

  Woody Boyd : Well, isn't there anything faster?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, many things - but nothing quite as lucrative... But, if you wish instant relief, I suppose we could try a little, uh... well, post-hypnotic suggestion.

  [Lilith sputters derisively] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : ...Another wet objection, my love?

  Dr. Lilith Sternin : Hypnosis, Frasier? Why only go back a century for your treatment? Why not bleed him with leeches? Or drill a hole in his cranium, and - and let the evil spirits leak out?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Ignore, her, Woody; it's the gin talking.

  Dr. Lilith Sternin : Or maybe the reason he doesn't like vegetables is because they remind him of his mother. Ooooh!

  Sam Malone : Hey, hypnosis, huh? That - that's cool, doc.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Sam, hypnosis is not a parlor game. Although, last week at a party, I did get quite a few laughs by hypnotizing Lilith into removing her shoes whenever anyone mentioned brie cheese.

  Dr. Lilith Sternin : [while absent-mindedly removing a shoe]  Frasier, you did no such thing... Very funny.

  Woody Boyd : I don't know if hypnotism will work on me, Dr. Crane. I'm pretty strong-willed.

  Carla Tortelli : And what's she? Brie cheese?

  Dr. Lilith Sternin : [removes her other shoe]  ... Stop that.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Woody, let's go into the office, and watch that watch.

  Dr. Lilith Sternin : Oh, for god's sake, Frasier! First you espouse Sigmund Freud; now you've moved on to Dr. Mesmer. This is not professional conduct.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Point taken, my darling. Oh, by the way - is that a tambourine behind you?

  Dr. Lilith Sternin : [starting to absent-mindedly unbutton her blouse while looking behind her]  A tambourine? What an odd question!... You are in such trouble, mister.