Cheers (TV Series)
Veggie-Boyd (1990)
Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane
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Quotes
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Dr. Frasier Crane : [Reading trivia question] What civilization was the first known to brew beer?
Tony : Early Greece.
Sam Malone : Ancient Rome.
Norm Peterson : Old Milwaukee.
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Dr. Lilith Sternin : [Frasier hypnotized Lilith, upon hearing the word 'tractor'] Tractor?
[raises her arm and belts out singing]
Dr. Lilith Sternin : The sun will come out, to-morrow!
Dr. Frasier Crane : Lilith! Lower your damn skirt and watch the watch!
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Dr. Frasier Crane : No more boilermakers for Dr. Sternin-Crane!
Dr. Lilith Sternin : Frasier, I've had nothing to drink.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Ah! The worst kind of drunk! For your information, Sigmund Freud has a lot to teach us about Woody's problem. I dare say that, if the master were with us today, he would - after striking Lilith - tell us that Woody is suffering from a subconscious barrier, easily removed by some elemental Freudian analysis.
Woody Boyd : Well, isn't there anything faster?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, many things - but nothing quite as lucrative... But, if you wish instant relief, I suppose we could try a little, uh... well, post-hypnotic suggestion.
[Lilith sputters derisively]
Dr. Frasier Crane : ...Another wet objection, my love?
Dr. Lilith Sternin : Hypnosis, Frasier? Why only go back a century for your treatment? Why not bleed him with leeches? Or drill a hole in his cranium, and - and let the evil spirits leak out?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Ignore, her, Woody; it's the gin talking.
Dr. Lilith Sternin : Or maybe the reason he doesn't like vegetables is because they remind him of his mother. Ooooh!
Sam Malone : Hey, hypnosis, huh? That - that's cool, doc.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Sam, hypnosis is not a parlor game. Although, last week at a party, I did get quite a few laughs by hypnotizing Lilith into removing her shoes whenever anyone mentioned brie cheese.
Dr. Lilith Sternin : [while absent-mindedly removing a shoe] Frasier, you did no such thing... Very funny.
Woody Boyd : I don't know if hypnotism will work on me, Dr. Crane. I'm pretty strong-willed.
Carla Tortelli : And what's she? Brie cheese?
Dr. Lilith Sternin : [removes her other shoe] ... Stop that.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Woody, let's go into the office, and watch that watch.
Dr. Lilith Sternin : Oh, for god's sake, Frasier! First you espouse Sigmund Freud; now you've moved on to Dr. Mesmer. This is not professional conduct.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Point taken, my darling. Oh, by the way - is that a tambourine behind you?
Dr. Lilith Sternin : [starting to absent-mindedly unbutton her blouse while looking behind her] A tambourine? What an odd question!... You are in such trouble, mister.