Chico and the Man (TV Series)
Chico's Cousin Pepe (1976)
Jack Albertson: Ed Brown
Quotes
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Ed Brown : [Speaking about Pepe] He doesn't need a "seeing eye" dog! He's got "seeing eye" hands!
Chico Rodriguez : Listen, Pepe, take my word for it. From the neck down, she's just like any other girl.
Pepe Fernando : Well, that's good enough for me!
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Pepe Fernando : [Speaking to Liz] I get these headaches. I don't know what to do for them.
Ed Brown : I'll tell you what to do. Do the same thing I do.
Pepe Fernando : What's that?
Ed Brown : I take a beaker of bourbon every hour. After two hours, my headache is still there, but I'm gone.
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Pepe Fernando : [after hearing Liz sing terribly off-key] Well, who's this girl with the fabulous voice?
Ed Brown : [to Chico] I thought you said there was nothing wrong with his hearing?
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Ed Brown : Well, Pepe needs a new chauffeur. He wants somebody to drive his car for the next six months. Would you be interested?
Liz Garcia, RN : Drive his car? I have just spent a full year preparing myself to be worthy of the high profession of the nurse. A healer, dedicated to the practice of the medical arts, and devoted to the sacred duties of relieving the sick and afflicted. What could make me forget all that and become a chauffeur?
Ed Brown : Pays, $300 a week.
Liz Garcia, RN : [Turning quickly to look at Pepe] Where are the keys?