Chico and the Man (TV Series)

Chico's Problem (1976)

Scatman Crothers: Louie Wilson

Quotes 

• Chico Rodriguez : What are you doing here? You're supposed to be at the fights, with Louie?

  Ed Brown : Yeah, But I got a headache.

  Della Rogers : If I walked around with a personality like yours, I'd have a headache too.

  Ed Brown : [to Chico]  Look, Have you got any aspirin? I just ran out.

  Della Rogers : Try suckin' on the cotton. There's usually some crumbs left in that.

  Ed Brown : Why don't you go pick some cotton?

  Louie Wilson : Chico, This room has everything you need to git you what you need! On a scale from one to ten, I'd give this room a fourty-six! Ed, You sure built this boy a fox trap!

  Della Rogers : Louie! I'd expect to hear that kind of talk from somebody like Ed! But, Not from an intelligent gentleman like you! The young people, these days don't set traps for one another. They just let it all hang out!

  Louie Wilson : You know somethin', Della, If I'd had a pad like this when I was Chico's age, I never would've lived to be my age!

  Della Rogers : If you fellas keep hanging around and reminiscing, you're gonna miss the Main Event.

  Ed Brown : I have a good feeling the Main Event is gonna be held right here in this room.

  Chico Rodriguez : Ed, Good night.

  Ed Brown : Good night? Well, Let me tell you one thing. When I come back here, I'm gonna take a good look at that bed, to see if it's got any whitecap.