Chico and the Man (TV Series)

Chico's Problem (1976)

Patricia Joyce: Nurse Lisa Malone

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Quotes 

• Nurse Lisa Malone : I brought you an album.

  Chico Rodriguez : What's this? Music to make out by?

  Nurse Lisa Malone : It's Freddy Folsom at San Quentin.

  Chico Rodriguez : Oh, Music to break out by. Let's see, What is this; 'Jailhouse Rock,' 'I'm In Love With A Wonderful Guard,' 'Tie A Yellow Ribbon 'Round The Old Electric Chair.'

  Nurse Lisa Malone : [Calling work]  Thelma. This is Lisa. How's Mr. Cobbler?

  Chico Rodriguez : Just peachy.

  Nurse Lisa Malone : [after hanging up the phone]  You wanna play Doctor?

  Chico Rodriguez : Yeah, As a matter of fact, I'm prescribing a mild sedative for both of us.

  Nurse Lisa Malone : [after repeated interruptions upset Chico]  I'm sorry. Nursing is not the kind of job I can just turn off, when I leave at 5:00.

  Chico Rodriguez : Well, It's turning me off and it ain't even 7:00.

• Ed Brown : [Barges into Chico's apartment during his date with Lisa]  This is an emergency. You know, I have this terrible temperature and I was afraid Louiw might catch it. And I didn't want... .

  Nurse Lisa Malone : [Jumping up to examine him, touching his forehead]  Oh, Mr. Brown! Oh, You poor man! Oh! Well, You feel normal.

  Chico Rodriguez : Are you kiddin'? He's sick up here.

  [Pointing to his head] 

  Ed Brown : Oh No. It's not that at all. It's my throat. It's itching.

  Chico Rodriguez : Well, Scratch it in your room!

  Nurse Lisa Malone : Oh, Chico! Why are you so angry?

  Chico Rodriguez : Well, Because he's supposed to be with Louie, enjoying the fights and we're supposed to be, uh..enjoying each other, and nobody's enjoying what their supposed to be enjoying.

  Ed Brown : I am.

  [as Lisa continues to tend to him] 

  Nurse Lisa Malone : [Lisa looks deep into Ed's throat]  I don't see anything.

  Chico Rodriguez : Look again. You'll see a suspicious old man, who's trying to RUIN MY EVENING!

• Della Rogers : [Calling to Lisa in the office]  Lisa! Lisa! Come quick, Honey! It's Ed!

  Nurse Lisa Malone : What!

  [Della pulls Lisa to Ed, who is choking] 

  Della Rogers : He's out here, Honey!

  [Lisa performs Heimlich on Ed] 

  Chico Rodriguez : [to Ed]  You alright?

  Ed Brown : Oh Boy! Ah! I thought for a few minutes, I was a gonner.

  Nurse Lisa Malone : Ok. Don't try to talk. Just stand straight. Keep breathing normally.

  Ed Brown : I know if I lie down, somebody'll try to bury me.