Chico and the Man (TV Series)
Second Coming of Della (1976)
Jack Albertson: Ed Brown
Quotes
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Della Rogers : Don't be running away when I'm trying to talk to you! Now, Move that car, man!
Ed Brown : I'll move it when I'm good and ready! And right now I'm not even ready to get ready!
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Ed Brown : [to Della] How dare you take a decent, God fearing garage and turn it into a massage parlor! Is this your idea of helping your fellow man?
Chico Rodriguez : Well, I know some fellow men who are going to enjoy it.
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Mexican Construction Worker : [Coming out of the Restroom with wet hands lifted] Hey man! Where are the paper towels?
Ed Brown : Paper towels. In the supermarket. Two blocks away. Third aisle on the right.
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Chico Rodriguez : Ed, This is no time to start drinking.
Ed Brown : That's why I started in 1933.
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Ed Brown : She's the chocolate chip Barbara Walters.
Louie Wilson : She was talking to one of her drivers, you vanilla wafer!
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Ed Brown : [Talking to Chico] I've had it with that female chainsaw!
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Ed Brown : [Talking to Della] When I first met you, you were a nice, sweet little girl with pigtails. Now look at you! A bull dozer in a recap girdle!
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Ed Brown : [Ed is taking a shot of bourbon] Ah, That woman's gonna drive me to an early grave.
Chico Rodriguez : Yeah, Unless that beats her to it.
Ed Brown : At least I'll go with a smile on my face.
Chico Rodriguez : And a hole in your liver.
Ed Brown : I'll wear a long coat, so it doesn't show.
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Ed Brown : [Tipping his hat] Oh, Good afternoon, Ms. Rogers.
Della Rogers : Don't "Good afternoon" me, Honkey.