Chico and the Man (TV Series)

The Beard (1975)

Freddie Prinze: Chico Rodriguez

Quotes 

• Ed Brown : [Trying to get Chico to hurriedly leave the garage for a Transindental Meditation meeting and leave Ed to his own plans]  C'mon, Where ya going?

  Chico Rodriguez : [Turning to go back toward the van, away from the front door]  I gotta change my pants.

  Ed Brown : What's the matter with the pants you're wearing?

  Chico Rodriguez : [Meditatively]  These pants are too tight to meditate in.