- Cherry: I really feel for them.
- Colleen McMurphy: We all do. That's why we're here.
- Laurette Barber: Yeah, I never thought there'd be too much men for me to handle.
- K.C.: It's called supply and demand, ladies. When men are scarce, their value goes up. When men are plentiful, like they are here, the market value gets flooded.
- Laurette Barber: You're right. There's no place for us to hide.
- Cherry: I hate to say this, but if one more guy walks up to me, I swear I'm just gonna scream.
- Dr. Dick Richard: Hello ladies.
- [Cherry, McMurphy, K.C. & Laurette all scream]
- Lazaro: Wait! Beckett wanted you to have a look at me. Do I look familiar?
- Colleen McMurphy: I don't have time for this. I'm still suspended.
- Lazaro: Hold on. All I did was eat this weird little fish from the local marketplace. The next thing I know I'm laying on a gurney out there in the hot sun. I just got up and went back to my unit, that's all. I didn't mean to get you in trouble or nothing. I didn't even know I was dead until this kid from Missoula showed up this morning to replace me.
- Colleen McMurphy: What?
- Lazaro: Anyway... I gotta go. By the way, being dead is no picnic.