Coach (TV Series)
Any Place I Hang Myself Is Home (1991)
Peggy Doyle: Patty Showalter
Quotes
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Coach Hayden Fox : Hey, what about that nice young couple with the two boys? You haven't told them. Maybe they want to buy it.
Patty Showalter : Uh, unfortunately, there is no couple with two boys. I sort of made them up.
Coach Hayden Fox : You made up children?
Patty Showalter : I'm sorry. I'm trying to win a cruise.
Coach Hayden Fox : Great! Well now I'm stuck with a blood palace and you're going sailing.
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Patty Showalter : Well, the price is so great because it's a murder house.
Coach Hayden Fox : A what?
Patty Showalter : Your home is the site of one of the cul-de-sac murders.
Coach Hayden Fox : Kidding! You're Kidding! Why didn't you tell me that before?
Patty Showalter : Well, I... I used to tell people, but then they wouldn't buy it.