- Coach Hayden Fox: I'd respect him a lot more if he did not walk around in pantyhose.
- Kelly Fox: It's Elizabethan costume.
- Coach Hayden Fox: Well then Elizabeth should be wearing it.
- Stuart Rosebrock: We were wondering if you and Miss Armstrong would care to join Kelly and me in a simple repast at one of the local public houses come this Saturday's eve?
- Coach Hayden Fox: What?