Craig T. Nelson: Coach Hayden Fox

Quotes 

• Coach Hayden Fox : She's always depressed. She's got to wake up every morning and be her.

• Christine Armstrong : She thought he could be the one.

  Coach Hayden Fox : The one? Come on, Christine. She's been married three times. Maybe she thought this could be the four.

• Coach Hayden Fox : I hope you realize that if she hadn't have been here, I wouldn't have screwed up!

• Barbara : You'd like him if you knew him.

  Coach Hayden Fox : I know him. I don't like him.

• Coach Hayden Fox : I said, "I don't want Barbara, the party killer, there. She's just a loud mouth, opinionated, obnoxious shrew."

  Barbara : Why don't you like me?

  Coach Hayden Fox : I like ya.

• Coach Hayden Fox : What is it about people? They want everyone to like them. A lot of people don't like me. I don't give a damn. And I gotta tell you, Barb, there is a lot of freedom in that.

• Coach Hayden Fox : I can't help it, I hate her. I hate her. I hate her, hate her, hate her, hate her, just hate her!

• Coach Hayden Fox : What is it about people? They wan't everybody to like them. A lot of people don't like me. I don't give a damn, and I gotta tell ya, Barb, there's a lot of freedom in that.

• Dauber Dybinski : You promised you'd autograph these balls.

  Coach Hayden Fox : Dauber, this is my one free weekend all season. Come on, I'm outta here, Daub.

  Dauber Dybinski : It's for a good cause. They're gonna be sold at a celebrity auction for the blind.

  Coach Hayden Fox : For the blind? Then you sign 'em.