"Coach" I'm in Love with a Boy Named Stuart (TV Episode 1989) - Craig T. Nelson as Coach Hayden Fox

Coach Hayden Fox : You're just gonna have salad? I mean, don't you want any food?
Stuart Rosebrock : To answer your question, yes I do enjoy fishing.

Coach Hayden Fox : Great! What do you like to fish for?

Stuart Rosebrock : Oh, the tranquility, mostly.
Coach Hayden Fox : That kid that plays the Screaming Eagle quit because a couple of our players plowed into him last week during the game.

Christine Armstrong : Was it an accident?

Coach Hayden Fox : No.
Stuart Rosebrock : [Stuart is the new Screaming Eagle mascot] Are there any other special instructions?

Coach Hayden Fox : Just keep your back to the field and stay close to the sidelines.
Stuart Rosebrock : Well, I believe that we all have male and female sides. In fact, I think that women are only 51% female and 49% male. Conversely, I think that men are 51% male and 49% female.

Coach Hayden Fox : Well, Stu, I don't know what book you got that out of, but I think I'm in the high 90's, babe, you know what I mean?
Riley Pringle : It's no secret, Coach Fox, that your players have been trying all season to upend young Leonard whenever they run out of bounds.

Coach Hayden Fox : Oh come on.

Riley Pringle : Don't try to deny it. Week before last, they actually chased him up into the stands.

Craig T. Nelson: Coach Hayden Fox