- Peter: Not everybody wants to spend money for a premium bottled water. I mean, for instance, Mr. Fox. You don't live in a big city. You live in Minnesota. Do you know a lot of people who buy mineral water?
- Coach Hayden Fox: No.
- Peter: Why not?
- Coach Hayden Fox: Well, because in Minnesota, we have these things called faucets and the water just comes runnin' out for nothing.
- Peter: What would make you buy a bottle of this?
- Coach Hayden Fox: Put beer in it.
- Christine Armstrong: I would love to spend an extra day in New York. It's my favorite time of year there.
- Coach Hayden Fox: Hmm, January, when they set the murder count back to zero.