Bill Fagerbakke: Dauber Dybinski

Quotes 

• Dauber Dybinski : No, you can't cut Winchell. Okay, he was a little out-of-shape, but he was injured most of the year.

  Coach Hayden Fox : Dauber, he had 3 operations in one year. The only operation he didn't have was a breast reduction. And that's the one he needed most.

• Dauber Dybinski : Please Coach, Matt is our favorite guy on the team.

  Coach Hayden Fox : Alright alright alright, you guys want to keep Luba, we'll keep him. But just keep in mind, we have got to field the best team we can for next season or you know who's gonna get cut next... us.

  Assistant Coach Luther Horatio Van Dam : I'm gonna miss good old Matt.