Bill Fagerbakke: Michael 'Dauber' Dybinski

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• Michael 'Dauber' Dybinski : Hey, coach.

  Coach Hayden Fox : Hey, Dauber.

  Judy Watkins : Hi, Hayden.

  Coach Hayden Fox : Hey, Olive Oyl.

  Michael 'Dauber' Dybinski : I hate to bug you on Sunday, but we just came by to see if we can borrow your ladder.

  Coach Hayden Fox : You're kidding, right?

  Michael 'Dauber' Dybinski : No sir.

  Coach Hayden Fox : Well, between the two of you, what is there you can't reach? No, wait, wait, wait, let me guess. You bought a hat and you want to put it on Judy's head.

  Michael 'Dauber' Dybinski : Uh, actually, coach...

  Coach Hayden Fox : No, come on, let me guess here. I can get this. She's concerned about the ozone layer and she wants to see it for herself.