- Coach Hayden Fox: Geez, Luther! Show a little sensitivity! The man's wife has passed away. Quit beating a dead horse!
- Assistant Coach Luther Horatio Van Dam: That's it. Everybody's leaving.
- Coach Hayden Fox: Yeah, funny how a banjo does that to a room.
- Coach Hayden Fox: No! No more! No more. No more, no more, no more. No more banjo. No more, that's it.
- Assistant Coach Luther Horatio Van Dam: What do you mean, no more?
- Coach Hayden Fox: You've been playing for an hour.
- Assistant Coach Luther Horatio Van Dam: I only played two songs.
- Coach Hayden Fox: Yeah, but you've been playing 'em for an hour. The evening's over.
- Christine Armstrong: Oh, Hayden...
- Coach Hayden Fox: No, I mean it Christine. No more damn banjo.