- Assistant Coach Luther Horatio Van Dam: I'm gonna go out on the runway and lay in front of a jet and let it run over me.
- Coach Hayden Fox: Now do you get a sense of why I didn't want to tell him?
- Peter Plunkett: Are you calling me a liar?
- Assistant Coach Luther Horatio Van Dam: I'm calling you a woman-stealing back-stabbing dog.
- Peter Plunkett: Good, 'cause if you were calling me a liar, you'd be in a lot of trouble.