- Assistant Coach Luther Horatio Van Dam: It's like the Graceland of junk food. This is gonna be like a sacred pilgrimage for me.
- Christine Armstrong: Luther, I am sure Buffalo has more to offer than just wings.
- Assistant Coach Luther Horatio Van Dam: Not for me, baby, just the wings.
- Assistant Coach Luther Horatio Van Dam: We're talkin' hot, boy. I lost most of my nose hair just sniffing 'em.
- Assistant Coach Luther Horatio Van Dam: I like all my meat rare. In fact, I eat the bacon straight from the pack.
- Assistant Coach Luther Horatio Van Dam: We may not be able to keep those chicken wings down, but those chicken wings aren't going to keep us down.