Complete Savages (TV Series)
Pilot (2004)
Andrew Eiden: Sam Savage
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Quotes
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Sam Savage : Anyone seen my dictionary?
[everybody looks at him]
Nick Savage : Wow, you must really be out of suspects...
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Sam Savage : You see how stupid your argument is, Jack, Chris agrees with you!
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Jack Savage : Why don't you ask Angela from across the street?
Chris Savage : Yeah, you love her!
Sam Savage : No, I don't!
Jack Savage : You're always staring out the window at her!
Sam Savage : No, I'm not!
Jack Savage : You put more drool on that window than the dog.
T. J. Savage : You wanna marry her!
Chris Savage : Yeah, you wanna be Mr. Angela Savage!
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Nick Savage : [Comes home and sees Sam staring out the window at Angela] Hey Sam! Angela's across the street.
Sam Savage : Oh really? Coz I was just checking out these blinds here. They rock! What are they? Venetian?
Nick Savage : [Pulls up the blinds. Angela sees them and waves]
Sam Savage : S-she waved. What do I do?
Nick Savage : [Takes Sam's arm and waves]
Sam Savage : Could you pull down the blinds now?
Nick Savage : [Pulls down the blinds] You should se yourself from outside, Sam. You look like the neighborhood pervert.
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Jack Savage : I'm not cleaning anything. And I don't think you should either.
Sam Savage : You're crazy. Dad'll kill us.
Jack Savage : No.If we clean this place he'll know we can do it. He'll never hire anyone again. And it wont stop there. He'll have us...
[plays a chord on his guitar]
Jack Savage : ... ironing...
[playing a chord]
Jack Savage : ... buying groceries...
[playing a chord]
Jack Savage : ... darning socks... Whatever that is... You want aprons for christmas?