Corner Gas (TV Series)

Will and Brent (2005)

Lorne Cardinal: Davis Quinton

Quotes 

• Davis Quinton : [after he's broken the new breathalyzer]  We just need to figure out a different test is all. What are things you can't do when you're drunk?

  Karen Pelly : Say no to pizza? Stop yelling at you for breaking my breathalyzer?

  Davis Quinton : No. Like play pick up sticks.

  Karen Pelly : I can play pick up sticks when I'm drunk, everyone can.

  Davis Quinton : Really? Hope I kept the receipt for the pick up sticks...