The Cosby Show (TV Series)
Close to Home (1986)
Malcolm-Jamal Warner: Theo Huxtable
Quotes
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Theo Huxtable : Wait, pâte! All right!
Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : Ah! Don't you touch it! Keep... This is for the guest.
Walter 'Cockroach' Bradley : [goes for the pâte] All right!
Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : No, no. You are... You are not a guest. Never have been.
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[Theo and Cockroach come home wearing sunglasses]
Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : Isn't it nighttime outside?
Theo Huxtable : Yeah.
Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : Is it the glare of the moon that's bothering you?
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Dr. Dan Morgan : Theo.
Theo Huxtable : Hey, Dr. Morgan. How are you doing?
Dr. Dan Morgan : All right. Pretty good, thanks.
Theo Huxtable : Have you ever met Cockroach?
Dr. Dan Morgan : Uh, no. I would have definitely... remembered that.
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Dr. Dan Morgan : Theo, is that a mustache on your top lip?
Theo Huxtable : [chuckles] Yes, it is.
Dr. Dan Morgan : Is it yours?
Theo Huxtable : Yes, it is.
Dr. Dan Morgan : Does your daddy know about it?
Theo Huxtable : Yes, he does.
Walter 'Cockroach' Bradley : My dad knows about mine, too, only he noticed it a lot sooner than Dr. Huxtable noticed Theo's.
Theo Huxtable : Ha ha, you wish. Dad, when was the first time you noticed my mustache?
Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : Uh, when... when Dr. Morgan said you had one.
