The Cosby Show (TV Series)

How Ugly Is He? (1984)

Phylicia Rashad: Clair Huxtable

Quotes 

• Cliff : I'm like Old Yeller. You know that movie Old Yeller, when the dog protects the home? My job is to protect the home. I bark

  [begins barking like a dog] 

  Cliff : Now boys come by the house and I bark. Pretty soon boys come by and say 'Old Yeller lives up there '. All I'm saying is, good ones come by and some bad ones come by. That's who I am, Old Yeller. That's my job.

  Clair Huxtable : Cliff, you know at the end of that movie... they shot Old Yeller.

• Clair Huxtable : Does any of this sound familiar? "How ugly is he?" "Who is his parole officer?" Face it, Cliff. You are ROUGH.