The Cosby Show (TV Series)

How Ugly Is He? (1984)

Kristoff St. John: David James

Quotes 

• David James : See, I've been reading Socrates and he believed that true learning comes from just observing the world.

  Theodore 'Theo' Huxtable : Where can I get that book?

  Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : You don't read, son.

  Theodore 'Theo' Huxtable : Well, maybe there's a movie about it.

• David James : Frankly Dr Huxtable, I don't believe in grades.

  Theodore 'Theo' Huxtable : You too?

• Cliff : So if you're not going to college, then what are you going to do?

  David James : I thought I'd spend some time trying to find myself.

  Cliff : How much time do you think that's going to take?

  David James : About five or ten years.

  Cliff : Well, you'll be able to find yourself plus a couple more people, don't you think?

• David James : I'm sorry, I only eat brown rice.

  Cliff : Well that's all right, we can take the rice and burn it for you.