The Cosby Show (TV Series)

It's All in the Game (1990)

Malcolm-Jamal Warner: Theo Huxtable

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Quotes 

• Cliff : You know what we're gonna do? When Rudy gets her driver's license, you and I are gonna go down to the salvage dump. We're gonna pick out the worst, bashed, smashed-looking thing that still runs and we're gonna let her drive it. That way if anybody hits her, it'll be an improvement.

  Theo : I know how you feel, Dad.

  Clair : No, you don't.

  [Cliff starts laughing] 

  Theo : Hey, I can appreciate the pressures both of you are under. And if you ask me, I think y'all doing a bang up job.

  Clair : Theo, shut up.

• Theo : Dad, all those stories we've come to find out are not true.

  Cliff : What? What? Who said? From who?

  Theo , Denise , Vanessa , Rudy : Grandpa!

  Cliff : You're going to believe a man that age?

• Theo : You guys act like you don't do some bad things to us, you know.

  Clair : I would like to know what we ever asked you to do except hang up your clothes before they take root.

  [the kids start screaming in frustration] 

  Cliff : We're not being paid to look after you all! And there's not a check big enough to take care of you!