- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: You are so rude, in fact, that's how you got your name. Rude-e, Rude-e, Rude-e.
- Olivia Kendall: These are blackberries, I wanted blueberries!
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: But dear, we searched all over the country and we couldn't find any.
- Clair Hanks Huxtable: Cliff, you didn't try Canada... no, didn't I say, I told you try Canada but 'ooooh no, just give the child blackberries, she'll never know the difference'. Well she did, Cliff and now you're in trouble.
- Olivia Kendall: No, you're both in trouble. As far as I'm concerned you should both go jump in the lake.
- Sondra: Here you are, Olivia, three tickets to the Jackson concert.
- Olivia Kendall: Which Jackson?
- Sondra: Whichever Jackson you like.
- Rudy Huxtable: You have a date? Olivia, you're only 5!
- Olivia Kendall: Don't push it Rudy! Dr. Huxtable says I'm very mature for my age.
- [Cliff enters]
- Rudy Huxtable: Dad, Olivia's going on a date?
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Yeah, why not? She's very mature for her age.
- Rudy Huxtable: [Olivia's going on a date] Doesn't she have a curfew?
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Well of course she does.
- [to Olivia]
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Now when would you *like* to get back?
- Olivia Kendall: Tuesday.
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Okay then, Tuesday is the curfew.