The Cosby Show (TV Series)

Off to See the Wretched (1990)

Bill Cosby: Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable

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• Vanessa Huxtable : May I please just have my punishment now?

  Clair Hanks Huxtable : Vanessa, please. Your father and I have been through too much this evening to be sitting up here thinking of a punishment for you right now.

  Vanessa Huxtable : [pathetically]  But I'd like my punishment before I go to bed.

  Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : [Clair lunges towards Vanessa and he has to stop her]  Do yourself a favor and go to bed.

• Rudy Huxtable : Oh, look! There's Frankie X. on the T.V. right now! He's from the Wretched!

  News Reporter : In other entertainment news lead singer Frankie X said in a news conference that he wanted to thank the citizens of Baltimore for letting the Wretched play there in Baltimore tonight...

  Clair Hanks Huxtable : Did he just say that the Wretched are in Baltimore tonight?

  Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : That's what he said.

  Rudy Huxtable : Vanessa went all the way to Baltimore. WOW!

• Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : [Clair's been yelling at her, recounting Vanessa's story]  What were you thinking?

  Vanessa Huxtable : I wasn't thinking

  Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : You got that right.

• Clair Hanks Huxtable : Cliff tell me, have you ever been to Wilmington for donuts?

  Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : Not on the weekend.

• [Vanessa, devastated, is ordered up to her room by a furious Clair in tears; Clair is unmoved by this, as the former was wrong for what she did] 

  Clair Huxtable : [to Cliff, still upset but a bit calm]  We're gonna have to do something about this child's honesty, Cliff. Now, how are we gonna get Vanessa to be honest about something she wants to do when she knows darn good well we do NOT want her to do it? And I say that tonight, before we put head to pillow to rest in this house, you and I are gonna figure this one out!

  Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : [acting a different character, but to Clair]  All right, Roy. You get the pad and the pencil and bring 'em on into the chuck wagon, and I'll fix some coffee and some beans and a side of pork and, uh, we'll see what we can do about catching all the desperadoes.

• Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : I gave you permission to tell me a joke. I didn't give you permission to use the phone. Do you know how much money it costs?

  Olivia Kendall : Yes. The man on TV said, "95 cents a minute."

  Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : And you had that phone laying there all that time?

  Olivia Kendall : Yes.

  Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : That was about five dollars of my money you spent. Five dollars and you didn't even make me laugh!

• Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : And do me another favor, please. If you're thinking about running away from home, please don't take my car.